Like most of you, we have family arriving from out-of-town and while it's important to enjoy them and the Thanksgiving Holiday, it does cut into our pattern of gettin' out at night and hittin' the biker bars, strip clubs and watering holes to continue our misbehavin' lifestyle!
How does one manage this urge? Maybe tell em we're making an overdue trip one evening to Costco maybe? The one in Nebraska! (We're in PHX). Or tell em we have to go to the airport and pickup dear Aunt Viola Sweetbottom? (She died years ago, but none of them have noticed.)
Or should we just be honest and tell em Lori needs some serious rocknroll, blues and a pole! If we do that, they might never be back! That wont work.
In any event, we wish you a Happy Thanksgiving! If you come up with an excuse that makes sense, let us know!